I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
people who shower in under 5 minutes
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
Yesterday when I was in between flights after I had been throwing up we were walking through the airport terminal and my mum was going “I just don’t know what brought this all on!!” and I said “I think it was the inflight food… It was all a little bit plane” and then I laughed so hard that I threw up again
Why is no one reblogging this its gold
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out